新地道战2
  • 新地道战2

  • 主演:纪元 张美娟 赵铭洲 张遥函
  • 状态:HD
  • 导演:徐东
  • 类型:搞笑
  • 简介:为了破坏日军阴谋,麦爸父子假扮大小工,潜伏在日军本部。一场场惊心动魄的对手戏,一个个啼笑皆非的搞笑场面正慢慢上演。为了家园,为了祖国,地道战序幕被拉开了……麦家村里欢声笑语,麦包和他的小朋友争先恐后的领礼物,在这喜气融融的日子里,一群不速之客即将到来,危险正在悄悄降临。另一边天皇为了侵占整个华夏,下令进军中国的心脏地带,建铁路,运军火。任命王八为司令,王八带领日军浩浩荡荡的进军麦家村。鬼子进村,警报声响,众人纷纷躲进地道,不料地道突然坍塌,麦包一家出口被堵,返回地面,在逃跑中偶然获得重要情报.根据情报麦爸父子半路拦截建筑师大小工,来了一个偷天换日。接风酒会上工妈的三考大小工,洋相百出,麦爸父子机智过关。一次运木料中,假大小工恶整萧春,萧春怀恨,欲报复,返陷自己的阴谋中。河神祭祀大会之日,德日拔河,萧春麦包打赌,结果麦包割肠授奖,萧春吃肠捧笑众人。大会举行到第三阶段时,地道再次塌方,地上麦包斗酒,地下麦爸救女。某日,麦爸等人偷木料被萧春发现,萧春告密,麦爸父子用淋浴房斗转星移,躲过危机,萧春受罚,掉入河中。在河中的萧春发现暗道,进入密道展开探索。麦爷打太极通知麦爸,王八见状质疑,学太极,被迷晕。秘道中萧春发现被偷木料,推测假大小工中饱私囊,敲诈不成,引发争斗(麦包猛剁猪头,萧春冷汗直冒,鱼丸乒乓难解难分,火中烧烤,香味扑鼻)。萧春逃出密道,再次告密,王八将信将疑。麦包真假诉说地道战况,诱导萧春,萧春自己犯疑被耍。转眼一年过去,大桥建设步入尾声,王八开个人演唱会庆祝。演唱会上,麦包巧取炸药库钥匙,偷炸药。中途被阻拦,麦爸父子放烟花掩饰,暗中运走部分炸药。萧春屡次受辱于大小工,带人假冒大小工(其实是真大小工)。一场真假的大小工,盗版与枪版的PK认证赛在旧衙门展开(公文认证,电话认证,滴血认亲),双方各显神威,真假难辨。最后在工妈的帮助下,麦爸父子战胜真大小工。正当胜利之际,天皇特派员到达,识破骗局。麦爸父子假死,逃走.逃入村庄被堵,麦爸为掩护麦包被抓殴打,麦包逃离.王八假借练太极,抓住麦爷。村里人得知消息,拟计划,救人。众小朋友在麦包的带领下,前往敌营救父。牢房里麦爸麦爷被吊墙上,众小朋友扮鬼吓唬疯兵.王八拷问犯人。王八离去,大小工接管牢房,抽烟,大人放迷烟,就麦爷麦爸,大人救错人,半路遇王八,巧脱险,麦爸麦爷仍留牢房中。小鬼救人,恶整王八等人,木箱人大战王八。于此同时麦米救父心切躲入搬沙发队伍,众人保护麦米,半路出意外,火烧沙发,麦米暴露,疯兵工妈助麦爸父子带领麦米逃跑。王八对工妈行为起疑,赶走工妈,公开被迫离开司令部,巧遇麦爸父子。麦爸父子感谢工妈,收留进地道。麦米斗笑工妈,工妈讲述身世,揭开袒护之谜。大小工前来搜查,麦爸用滑轮与升降机斗晕大小工。大小工进入麦包等人布置的地府。大小工在地狱棋牌房赌生死局.惨败后,麦包在黄泉路戏耍大小工,套出情报,麦包路出破绽,大小工拔枪设计,工妈堵枪口倒地。大小工为了逃命挟麦米逃窜,误入迷宫,转晕被抓。套出情报后的麦爸解释炸桥原因,拟定计划分配任务。大桥完工,萧春借计讨好王八命名为王八大桥,桥上张灯结彩,众人按计划掩护麦爸埋炸药,王八发现可疑,抓住麦爸,以全村人命威胁,未果,枪响,全村人倒,进地道,王八命令杀入地道.地道中机关重重,鬼子被各个击破。萧春偶救大小工,撤离地道。麦包与萧春对峙,工妈解围牺牲桥上,引爆炸药出意外,铁轨松动,火车减速停在桥上,王八补救轨道,火车再次通行,炸药线接上,王八发现并揪住麦包,麦父冲天而降,拉住麦包入水,麦爸决定牺牲麦包断然引爆炸弹,桥断,日军车毁人亡,破灭。麦包爬出水面,全部小孩就出水底麦父。麦爸以胜利的手势,宣告了鬼子们的阴谋破灭。地道战胜利告终

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